Population | 7.234 billion |
Capital | Ustie nad Ore |
Leader | Václav X |
Faith | Natioamian Catholicism |
Currency | Natio |
Animal | eagle |
The Archdukedom of Natioam is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Václav X with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.234 billion Natioamians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ustie nad Ore. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Natioamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion Natios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 140,590 Natios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, and Natioamian diplomacy is by the book. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Natioam's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Natioamian Catholicism.
Natioam is ranked 116,181st in the world and 366th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 324.2370147104 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Natioam, Natioamian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in Natioam, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
- : Following new legislation in Natioam, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
- : Following new legislation in Natioam, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
- : Following new legislation in Natioam, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Natioamian grocery store.
- : Following new legislation in Natioam, there's no such thing as a safe bet.
- : Following new legislation in Natioam, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Natioam, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
- : Following new legislation in Natioam, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
- : Following new legislation in Natioam, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.