The Republic of Nastathania is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 667 million Nastathanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zora's Domain. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.

The powerhouse Nastathanian economy, worth 70.4 trillion Lumins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,566 Lumins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, it is said that a Nastathanian woman's work is never done, and billions of Lumins are spent to take high-quality photos of the Marlin Nebula. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nastathania's national animal is the Marlin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nastathania is ranked 240,277^th in the world and 1,338^th in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -13 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.