Population | 1.976 billion |
Capital | New Amorasia |
Leader | His Regalness Thor Relasti Exolmium II |
Faith | either Autholianism or Eunthasism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | bison |
The People's Republic of Narmossia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Regalness Thor Relasti Exolmium II with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.976 billion Narmossians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amorasia. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Narmossian economy, worth 71.4 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,110 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narmossia's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is either Autholianism or Eunthasism.
Narmossia is ranked 64,111th in the world and 1,596th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 647.41 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Narmossia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Fries 2, curing 7 million infected.
- : Narmossia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Fries 2, curing 10 million infected.
- : Narmossia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Fries 2, curing 11 million infected.
- : Narmossia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Fries 2, curing 15 million infected.
- : Narmossia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Fries 2, curing 11 million infected.
- : Narmossia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Fries 2, curing 26 million infected.
- : Following new legislation in Narmossia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Narmossia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Narmossia, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Narmossia, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.