The ⚠Massive Overhaul Ahead⚠ of Narlioni is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vacant with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.759 billion Narlionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth 421 trillion Nothings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 152,816 Nothings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime is totally unknown. Narlioni's national animal is the Nothing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Narlioni is ranked 82,929^th in the world and 3,458^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,457.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.