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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 309th
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Nargothond

Population16.292 billion

CapitalFOR SALE
LeaderLord Ecthelion Felagund
FaithWORSHIP YOUR EMPEROR YOU SLAVES

CurrencyElven Pound
AnimalEagle

The Most Serene Holy Empire of Nargothond is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Ecthelion Felagund with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.292 billion Nargothondians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FOR SALE. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nargothondian economy, worth a remarkable 5,762 trillion Elven Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 353,700 Elven Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,308,775 per year while the poor average 3,234, a ratio of 1,022 to 1.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, Nargothondian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nargothond's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is WORSHIP YOUR EMPEROR YOU SLAVES.

Nargothond is ranked 33,701st in the world and 34th in Wintreath for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,879.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 309thFattest Citizens: 317thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 503rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 551stLargest Insurance Industry: 553rdMost Avoided: 596thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 627thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 664thMost Secular: 865thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 921stLargest Mining Sector: 974thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,006thHighest Average Incomes: 1,438thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,473rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,583rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,605thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,634thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,903rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,949thHighest Economic Output: 2,008thMost Efficient Economies: 2,412thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,122ndRudest Citizens: 3,798thLargest Retail Industry: 4,574thSmartest Citizens: 5,272ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,778thLowest Crime Rates: 7,359thLargest Governments: 9,579thMost Patriotic: 11,721stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,112thMost Armed: 15,583rdMost Stationary: 16,764thLargest Black Market: 16,926thLargest Populations: 18,066thMost Influential: 19,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,823rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Patriotic: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nargothond was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Nargothond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Nargothond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Nargothond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Nargothond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Nargothond was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Nargothond was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Nargothond was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Empire of The Katzenkaiserreich, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Nargothond was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Empire of The Katzenkaiserreich, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Nargothond was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Democratic States of Red Monez, curing 8 million infected.

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