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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 959th Most Influential: 1,430th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,827th
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Narfin Farfins

Population2.55 billion

CapitalYummy Gangreen
LeaderConstipated Snarf


The Republic of Narfin Farfins is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Constipated Snarf with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.55 billion Flarfs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yummy Gangreen. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flarfy Gangreen economy, worth 387 trillion Alleles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,153 Alleles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flarfy Gangreen watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narfin Farfins's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Narfin Farfins is ranked 12,977th in the world and 608th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 36.09 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 959thMost Influential: 1,430thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,827thMost Conservative: 3,852ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,068thMost Devout: 5,462ndMost Authoritarian: 5,797thLowest Crime Rates: 5,816thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,851stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,394thTop
Largest Governments: 9,789thMost Efficient Economies: 10,142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,195thBest Weather: 10,236thMost Developed: 10,330thHealthiest Citizens: 11,355thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,669thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,175thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,408thMost Extreme: 12,977thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,171stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,331st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 178th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 208th in the regionMost Conservative: 220th in the regionMost Devout: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 251st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 285th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 320th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 391st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 459th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 477th in the regionLargest Governments: 493rd in the regionBest Weather: 573rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 593rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 594th in the regionMost Influential: 598th in the regionMost Extreme: 608th in the regionMost Developed: 612th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 617th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 636th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 667th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 697th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 703rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 778th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 792nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 879th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 889th in the region

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