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Most Valuable International Artwork: 687thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,856thMost Primitive: 6,046th
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Naram-Sin

Population13.586 billion

CapitalEsfahan

Currencyfig
Animalhorse

The Nomadic Peoples of Naram-Sin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.586 billion Naram-Sinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esfahan. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Naram-Sinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,416 trillion figs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,261 figs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naram-Sin's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Naram-Sin is ranked 8,018th in the world and 54th in NationStates for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,777.87 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 687thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,856thMost Primitive: 6,046thLargest Mining Sector: 6,272ndNudest: 7,011thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,088thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,414thMost Stationary: 7,840thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,018thLargest Black Market: 11,309thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,898thMost Influential: 12,063rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,633rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,193rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,610thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,869thLargest Populations: 23,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,090th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Naram-Sin, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Naram-Sin, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Naram-Sin, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
  • : Following new legislation in Naram-Sin, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Naram-Sin, Naram-Sinian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Naram-Sin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Naram-Sin, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
  • : Following new legislation in Naram-Sin, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.
  • : Following new legislation in Naram-Sin, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Naram-Sin, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.

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