Population | 11.382 billion |
Capital | Nuusrora |
Leader | the Director |
Faith | Director Is Greatism |
Currency | dra'ni |
Animal | African crowned eagle |
The Wombology of Nantoraka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Director with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.382 billion Nantorakans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuusrora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Nantorakan economy, worth a remarkable 2,024 trillion dra'nis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,829 dra'nis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 522,552 per year while the poor average 47,676, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.
Billions of dra'nis are spent to take high-quality photos of the African Crowned Eagle Nebula, big game hunters travel to Nantoraka to try their hand at shark-shooting, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nantoraka's national animal is the African crowned eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Director Is Greatism.
Nantoraka is ranked 166,665th in the world and 3,404th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 112.03977551672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nantoraka, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Nantoraka, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward.
- : Following new legislation in Nantoraka, big game hunters travel to Nantoraka to try their hand at shark-shooting.
- : Following new legislation in Nantoraka, billions of dra'nis are spent to take high-quality photos of the African Crowned Eagle Nebula.
- : Nantoraka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Nantoraka changed its national motto to "He/She Wombos" and its nation type to "Wombology".
- : Nantoraka altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Nantoraka, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
- : Following new legislation in Nantoraka, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Nantoraka, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.