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If you invade ukraine, ur dog water. Chancellor John Arbuckle
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 579thMost Influential: 3,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,058th
The Shadow order governed state of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nalkun Federation

Population2.379 billion

CapitalGoldChester
LeaderChancellor John Arbuckle
FaithGarfism hail Garfield

CurrencyCaritas
AnimalGolden Retriever Dog

The Shadow order governed state of Nalkun Federation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor John Arbuckle with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.379 billion Nalkunians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GoldChester. The average income tax rate is 47.1%.

The powerhouse Nalkunian economy, worth 180 trillion Caritas a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,886 Caritas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and thrift shops are closing their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nalkun Federation's national animal is the Golden Retriever Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Garfism hail Garfield.

Nalkun Federation is ranked 200,636th in the world and 10,018th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 27.56 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 579thTop
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Most Influential: 3,557thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,058thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,545thMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,197th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 426th in the regionMost Influential: 428th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 561st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 640th in the regionBest Weather: 963rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 965th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,044th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,044th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,103rd in the regionMost Developed: 1,116th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,117th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,137th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,169th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,183rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,221st in the regionLargest Populations: 1,250th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nalkun Federation, thrift shops are closing their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nalkun Federation, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Nalkun Federation, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Following new legislation in Nalkun Federation, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Nalkun Federation, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Nalkun Federation, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Nalkun Federation, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Nalkun Federation, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
  • : Nalkun Federation's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Nalkun Federation, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Chancellor John Arbuckle's bedroom.

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