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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,756th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,863rd Largest Publishing Industry: 2,617th
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Population13.968 billion

CapitalPoppaea Maxima


The Irish My Pretitle Was Better of Nakarisaune is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.968 billion adorable mustelids enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poppaea Maxima. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nakarisaunean economy, worth a remarkable 1,605 trillion hyenas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,944 hyenas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, fat-shaming is now public policy, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nakarisaune's national animal is the aardvark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nakarisaune is ranked 167,592nd in the world and 7,570th in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -21.26 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,756thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,863rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,617thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,632ndLargest Black Market: 2,651stHighest Crime Rates: 3,321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,258thNicest Citizens: 5,085thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,100thMost Politically Free: 5,932ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,420thMost Cultured: 7,098thHighest Drug Use: 7,434thMost Influential: 7,447thHighest Economic Output: 7,650thHealthiest Citizens: 7,974thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,882ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,075thSmartest Citizens: 9,780thLargest Populations: 10,575thMost Pacifist: 11,289thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,508thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,377thNudest: 12,427thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,445thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,973rdMost Developed: 14,547thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,887thMost Inclusive: 15,182ndBest Weather: 15,986thLargest Governments: 16,660thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,002nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 91st in the regionMost Politically Free: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 137th in the regionNicest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 205th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 218th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 237th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 238th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 273rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 282nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 283rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 295th in the regionNudest: 299th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 381st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 418th in the regionLargest Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 427th in the regionMost Developed: 447th in the regionBest Weather: 497th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 516th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 529th in the regionMost Inclusive: 532nd in the regionMost Influential: 547th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 575th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 602nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 612th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 645th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 735th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 755th in the region

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