Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into! Exalted Leader
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 716th Most Influential: 2,221st Largest Retail Industry: 4,122nd
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.869 billion

CapitalNairland City
LeaderExalted Leader
FaithBitcoin Hard Fork


The Empire of Nairland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Exalted Leader with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 5.869 billion Nairlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairland City. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nairlandian economy, worth 765 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,429 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The entire entry for Nairland in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry, and Nairlandian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nairland's national animal is the Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bitcoin Hard Fork.

Nairland is ranked 98,790th in the world and 5,889th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 716thTop
Most Influential: 2,221stLargest Retail Industry: 4,122ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,427thNudest: 4,485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,619thRudest Citizens: 5,998thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,338thLargest Black Market: 7,636thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,677thMost Efficient Economies: 7,790thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,890thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,457thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,233rdMost Secular: 11,701stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,276thMost Developed: 14,569thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,638thSmartest Citizens: 15,847th
Largest Mining Sector: 140th in the regionNudest: 172nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 204th in the regionLargest Black Market: 218th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 300th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 318th in the regionRudest Citizens: 330th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 359th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 405th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 407th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 470th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 500th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 537th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 559th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 578th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 607th in the regionMost Secular: 611th in the regionLargest Populations: 733rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 769th in the regionMost Influential: 776th in the regionMost Developed: 832nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 851st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 867th in the region

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