Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into! Exalted Leader
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 673rd Most Influential: 2,237th Largest Retail Industry: 3,903rd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.488 billion

CapitalNairland City
LeaderExalted Leader
FaithBitcoin Hard Fork


The Empire of Nairland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Exalted Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed population of 5.488 billion Nairlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairland City. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nairlandian economy, worth 717 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,711 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The entire entry for Nairland in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry, and Nairlandian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nairland's national animal is the Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bitcoin Hard Fork.

Nairland is ranked 21,767th in the world and 1,202nd in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 132.83 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 673rdTop
Most Influential: 2,237thLargest Retail Industry: 3,903rdNudest: 4,232ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,264thRudest Citizens: 5,295thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,657thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,803rdLargest Black Market: 7,661stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,555thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,799thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,576thMost Efficient Economies: 11,357thMost Secular: 11,506thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,170thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,329thMost Developed: 14,756thSmartest Citizens: 16,294th
Largest Mining Sector: 131st in the regionNudest: 154th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 192nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 212th in the regionRudest Citizens: 294th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 323rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 323rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 357th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 396th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 438th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 509th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 516th in the regionMost Secular: 588th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 591st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 615th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 649th in the regionLargest Populations: 748th in the regionMost Influential: 761st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 781st in the regionMost Developed: 840th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 853rd in the region

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