Nadir Dystopia is building a zombie empire.
People: | 335,065,678 |
Zombies: | 13,436,301,550 |
Dead: | 12,246,164,787 |
Survival Rate: | 1.29% |
Population | 26.017 billion |
Capital | Madrit |
Leader | President Isabel Díaz Ayuso |
Faith | Dominionist Wahabism |
Currency | Gold Euro |
Animal | Voxemita |
The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, prohibition of alcohol, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.771 billion Nadir Dystopians, 13.436 billion of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,912 trillion Gold Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 534,764 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,473,373 per year while the poor average 32,813, a ratio of 105 to 1.
Survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.
Nadir Dystopia is ranked 66,870th in the world and 1,712th in Balder for Most Extreme, scoring 28.06 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, when it comes to smarts President Isabel Díaz Ayuso isn't the brightest gem in the collection.
- : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.
- : Nadir Dystopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.