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Gloom Over Dominated
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rd
The Holy Yellow CAM of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nadir Dystopia is building a zombie empire.

People:335,065,678
Zombies:13,436,301,550
Dead:12,246,164,787
Survival Rate:1.29%

Nadir Dystopia

Population26.017 billion

CapitalMadrit
LeaderPresident Isabel Díaz Ayuso
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Euro
AnimalVoxemita

The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, prohibition of alcohol, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.771 billion Nadir Dystopians, 13.436 billion of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,912 trillion Gold Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 534,764 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,473,373 per year while the poor average 32,813, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 66,870th in the world and 1,712th in Balder for Most Extreme, scoring 28.06 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thMost Primitive: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30thMost Armed: 39thHighest Crime Rates: 66thLargest Insurance Industry: 82ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 86thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 138thMost Efficient Economies: 227thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 263rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 281stRudest Citizens: 337thHighest Average Incomes: 349thHighest Economic Output: 427thLargest Retail Industry: 656thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 739thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,165thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,491stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,599thLargest Governments: 2,189thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,277thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,198thLargest Black Market: 6,332ndLargest Populations: 8,446thMost Conservative: 15,806thTop
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Most Influential: 16,418thMost Patriotic: 17,819thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,991st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 221st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 235th in the regionLargest Populations: 235th in the regionMost Stationary: 287th in the regionLargest Black Market: 422nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 471st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 570th in the regionMost Conservative: 643rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,053rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, when it comes to smarts President Isabel Díaz Ayuso isn't the brightest gem in the collection.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.
  • : Nadir Dystopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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