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Gloom Over Dominated
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndFattest Citizens: 2nd
The Holy Yellow CAM of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Nadir Dystopia

Population21.079 billion

CapitalMadrit
LeaderPresident Isabel Díaz Ayuso
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Euro
AnimalVoxemita

The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.079 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,426 trillion Gold Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 494,649 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,685,083 per year while the poor average 19,523, a ratio of 188 to 1.

President Isabel Díaz Ayuso signs the laws but abides by none of them, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, and life is short but human kindness is endless. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 3rd in the world and 1st in Balder for Most Avoided, scoring 3,987.91 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndFattest Citizens: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdMost Devout: 3rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thMost Primitive: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thMost Armed: 45thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72ndHighest Crime Rates: 73rdLargest Insurance Industry: 90thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 116thHighest Disposable Incomes: 121stMost Efficient Economies: 224thRudest Citizens: 261stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 269thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 368thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 378thHighest Average Incomes: 397thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 508thLargest Retail Industry: 551stHighest Economic Output: 586thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,376thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,496thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,060thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,370thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,926thLargest Black Market: 5,503rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,040thLargest Populations: 9,201stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,902ndMost Influential: 24,415th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 220th in the regionLargest Black Market: 222nd in the regionLargest Populations: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 285th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 524th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 594th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, life is short but human kindness is endless.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, President Isabel Díaz Ayuso signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, preservative-laden Nadir Dystopian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing President Isabel Díaz Ayuso to progressive thinkers.

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