The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.079 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,426 trillion Gold Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 494,649 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,685,083 per year while the poor average 19,523, a ratio of 188 to 1.

President Isabel Díaz Ayuso signs the laws but abides by none of them, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, and life is short but human kindness is endless. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 3^rd in the world and 1^st in Balder for Most Avoided, scoring 3,987.91 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.