The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, prohibition of alcohol, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.175 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,345 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 459,193 Gold Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,860,339 per year while the poor average 31,526, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Jennifer Government is banned, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, and royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do". Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 717^th in the world and 19^th in Balder for Highest Economic Output, with 8,345 trillion Standard Monetary Units.