Population | 5.928 billion |
Currency | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Animal | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
The Borderlands of N5595 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.928 billion N5595ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.4%.
The frighteningly efficient N5595ian economy, worth 865 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,066 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,068 per year while the poor average 34,154, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.
Athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, the NBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N5595's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
N5595 is ranked 90,749th in the world and 966th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 498.79918076832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in N5595, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : N5595 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in N5595, the giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
- : Following new legislation in N5595, the NBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- : Following new legislation in N5595, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths.
- : Following new legislation in N5595, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in N5595, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in N5595, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.
- : Following new legislation in N5595, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in N5595, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.