The All-House Union of Myroria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fendrina Quarrovth with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.746 billion Myrorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pelagis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Myrorian economy, worth a remarkable 8,423 trillion guildens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 283,172 guildens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and everyone hates people who encourage hate. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Myroria's national animal is the greater capercaillie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Myroria is ranked 303,615^th in the world and 22^nd in Taijitu for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -59.41 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.