The Kingdom of Mutolovinia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 699 million Mutolovinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferhandes. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mutolovinian economy, worth 76.7 trillion Ruals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 109,720 Ruals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mutolovinia's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mutolovinia is ranked 51,535^th in the world and 4^th in Niamark for Most Patriotic, with 31.07 flags saluted per person per day.