The The land of Mustelidville is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 981 million Mustelidvilleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mustelton. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The Mustelidvillean economy, worth 46.7 trillion ottterlandian otter dollsrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,637 ottterlandian otter dollsrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, the Federal Council of Mustelidville has been announced as the new Head of State, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Mustelidville. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mustelidville's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mustelidville is ranked 154,441^st in the world and 6^th in Mustelton Parking Garages for Fattest Citizens, with 9.93 Obesity Rate.