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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 705th Most Influential: 1,054th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,809th
The Allied States of
Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.409 billion

LeaderCobra Commander


The Allied States of Musselshell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cobra Commander with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.409 billion Shellians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palladium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Musselshellian economy, worth 332 trillion Zirks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,860 Zirks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 582,498 per year while the poor average 21,109, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

There's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, Musselshellian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Musselshell's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hooptyism.

Musselshell is ranked 151,689th in the world and 8,138th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 67.4 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 705thMost Influential: 1,054thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,809thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,228thRudest Citizens: 2,687thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,226thLargest Retail Industry: 4,537thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,933rdFattest Citizens: 5,384thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,160thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,142ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,338thMost Devout: 10,523rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,347thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,191stHighest Average Incomes: 15,504thSmartest Citizens: 15,626thMost Developed: 16,241st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 150th in the regionRudest Citizens: 156th in the regionFattest Citizens: 176th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 186th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 228th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 421st in the regionMost Influential: 434th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 435th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 439th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 461st in the regionMost Devout: 466th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 522nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 546th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 752nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 859th in the regionMost Stationary: 865th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Musselshell was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
  • : Musselshell was endorsed by The Federation of Kontara.
  • : Following new legislation in Musselshell, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Musselshell, Musselshellian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Musselshell, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Musselshell was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Musselshell, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Musselshell voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".
  • : Following new legislation in Musselshell, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice'.
  • : Following new legislation in Musselshell, the newest shade developed by Musselshell's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 178 » Universal State Formula, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Mzeusia, Unimaginable Doom, Ka Ching, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Sunto, Gladio II, Bayern-Straubing, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Pleroma Sans Romans, Agrauron, Diodone, Dopeland420, Wineclaw, The Austro Germanic Union, Atain, Frances Francis the First of France, Koda-Land, Selfgradatude, Ozstan, SillyString, Q w e r t y, Puczovska, Yukti, Shibutani, General COE, Holy Oranz, Guslantis, Sil Dorsett, Malta Comino Gozo, Californian Redwood, Malvad, THX1138, Moubarakistan, Sea Ghost, Former English Colony, Kylesburgh, Misuvelia, Highton Islands, Apetopia, and 128 others.The Gamer Party, Tredano, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Unsophisticate, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Kulgatha, Quranite, Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, SORT, Ivalex, Ice and Tinian, Abject Ludicrosity, Zokk, Ethnon, Amauri, The United States of Romania, Maott, Wodan, Suicidistan, El Fiji Grande, Xentherida, American MapleStory, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Papika, Wilkshire, Yarecir, The Iron Lions, Babacar, New Pruessen, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Snoodum, Valhalla123, Spartoptia, Newpromisedland, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Niradans, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Sakaryata, Omnistria, Wunderstrafanstalt, Dyrenell, Cloydicia, Atomic Industry Islands, Yummy Blubber, Cool game nation, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, United North American, Stat Artha, Kalimora Aire, Australiland, Ostrolia, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Lunallian, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ethereal Expanse, Zumlandia, Pinguioris, The South Falls, Partax, New Eleria, The Windmilluminati, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Steraz, The Black Cathedral, Grobbillandia, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Ainsworth, Kyrianian, Asgardira, Ieprus, 1 very fast endotarter, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Justanistan, Guer Aike, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Torakuen, Joodey, Ara Antrizuls, Renzic, IsiMUd, Balimut, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Saturns Edge, Norostilors, Fortnite Eco, Zemnaya Svoboda, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Kirostan, Kontara, and Norvayopia.

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