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Most Valuable International Artwork: 163rdMost Devout: 766thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,308th
The Now-Caliphal Office of
Right-wing Utopia
Caliph / Commander of the Faithful
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Muslims Political Council of Evagia

Population3.209 billion

CapitalMakkah al-Mukarramah
LeaderAbu Muslim al-Jawi


The Now-Caliphal Office of Muslims Political Council of Evagia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Abu Muslim al-Jawi with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.209 billion Muslims are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makkah al-Mukarramah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Islamic economy, worth 519 trillion dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,778 dinars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,221,555 per year while the poor average 6,063, a ratio of 201 to 1.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, religious education is a new government priority, basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Muslims Political Council of Evagia's national animal is the   , which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Muslims Political Council of Evagia is ranked 270,066th in the world and 51st in Islamic States for Fattest Citizens, with 5.28 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 163rdMost Devout: 766thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,603rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,189thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,620thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,366thMost Efficient Economies: 4,454thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,739thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,060thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,515thMost Inclusive: 7,780thMost Cultured: 8,304thHighest Food Quality: 8,462ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,802ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,326thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,600thHighest Average Incomes: 12,998thSmartest Citizens: 13,873rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,893rdMost Developed: 14,143rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,101stHealthiest Citizens: 18,592ndSafest: 22,469thLargest Governments: 22,745thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,008thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,156th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the region

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