Munie Munie
Most Valuable International Artwork: 95thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,392ndMost Primitive: 5,722nd
The Munie of
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Population3.402 billion



The Munie of Munie is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Munie with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.402 billion Munies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munie. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Munie economy, worth 357 trillion Munies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,044 Munies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every day at 4am Munies wake to pray for the sun to rise, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors, and finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Munie's national animal is the Munie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Munie.

Munie is ranked 264,843rd in the world and 73rd in Callista for Smartest Citizens, with 0.78 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 95thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,392ndMost Primitive: 5,722ndLargest Gambling Industry: 8,908thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,914thMost Avoided: 9,959thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,242ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,259thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,234thTop
Largest Black Market: 15,998thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,589thMost Devout: 20,101stLargest Mining Sector: 20,563rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,177thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,787thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,043rd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the region

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