The Bake Sale of Muffin Spider is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Muffet with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.291 billion Muffin Spiderians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffets Parlor. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muffin Spiderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,621 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 143,644 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt. Crime is totally unknown. Muffin Spider's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiderism.

Muffin Spider is ranked 27,423^rd in the world and 53^rd in Ambition for Highest Average Incomes, with 143,644.41 Standard Monetary Units.