The Shiney Sultanate of Mr Platinum is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.64 billion Mr Platinumians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Mr Platinumian economy, worth 627 trillion Platinum Cards a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,631 Platinum Cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, Mr Platinum's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mr Platinum's national animal is the Space Monkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mr Platinum is ranked 296,808^th in the world and 8^th in Trav khar for Largest Governments, scoring 7.21 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.