The Mad Wandering Cannibal of Mr Ghoul is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 15.911 billion Ghouls enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 11.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The a Ghoul economy, worth 559 trillion Golden Pocket Watches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,191 Golden Pocket Watches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mr Ghoul's national animal is the Feral Ghoul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mr Ghoul is ranked 230,858^th in the world and 9^th in Zombieland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.92 law-abiding acts per hour.