Population | 6.309 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Mozzarella Factory is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.309 billion Mozzarella Factoryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Mozzarella Factoryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,629 trillion currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 258,255 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,587,985 per year while the poor average 18,330, a ratio of 86.6 to 1.
Citizens must pay to enjoy Mozzarella Factory's pristine beaches, the government funds large training centres to turn animals into functioning members of society, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mozzarella Factory's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mozzarella Factory is ranked 50,802nd in the world and 5th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Most Stationary, with 886.39312715248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, the government funds large training centres to turn animals into functioning members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, citizens must pay to enjoy Mozzarella Factory's pristine beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.
- : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
- : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
- : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
- : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
- : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Mozzarella Factoryians.