Population | 39.178 billion |
Capital | Moyz City |
Leader | High Heidyin |
Faith | Moyzism |
Currency | buck |
Animal | haggis |
The Sultanate of Moyz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Heidyin with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 39.178 billion Moyzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moyz City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Moyzian economy, worth a remarkable 8,172 trillion bucks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 208,588 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer bucks on liquor and tobacco, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moyz's national animal is the haggis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Moyzism.
Moyz is ranked 503rd in the world and 7th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : Moyz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer bucks on liquor and tobacco.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.