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Game Moderator
Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 12thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 205thLargest Populations: 415th
The Moderator Mouse Mommy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population41.376 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 41.376 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,799 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,672 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 1,284th in the world and 4th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 18,125.75 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 12thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 205thLargest Populations: 415thBest Weather: 449thMost Advanced Public Education: 529thMost Valuable International Artwork: 558thHighest Economic Output: 842ndLargest Black Market: 1,051stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,059thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,106thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,235thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,284thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,462ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,464thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,570thMost Developed: 1,584thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,747thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,957thSmartest Citizens: 1,959thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,259thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,909thMost Stationary: 4,299thHighest Crime Rates: 4,491stHighest Food Quality: 5,503rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,298thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,526thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,853rdLargest Governments: 10,992ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,719thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 16,582ndMost Inclusive: 17,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,854thMost Cultured: 19,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,680thMost Secular: 24,709th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 70th in the regionMost Armed: 73rd in the regionNudest: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the region

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