Population | 23.873 billion |
Capital | Port awESomE |
Leader | Sultan Shehzaad |
Faith | aWesome |
Currency | Awesomoney |
Animal | AwesoLion |
The Sultanate of MotherLand of awESomEiSm is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sultan Shehzaad with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 23.873 billion MotherLand of awESomEiSmians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port awESomE. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient MotherLand of awESomEiSmian economy, worth a remarkable 5,441 trillion Awesomoneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,916 Awesomoneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MotherLand of awESomEiSm's national animal is the AwesoLion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is aWesome.
MotherLand of awESomEiSm is ranked 139,870th in the world and 2,754th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 209.33220630508 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MotherLand of awESomEiSm's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : MotherLand of awESomEiSm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in MotherLand of awESomEiSm, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in MotherLand of awESomEiSm, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
- : Following new legislation in MotherLand of awESomEiSm, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.
- : Following new legislation in MotherLand of awESomEiSm, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
- : MotherLand of awESomEiSm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : MotherLand of awESomEiSm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : MotherLand of awESomEiSm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in MotherLand of awESomEiSm, typing Sultan Shehzaad's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.