The Democratic Republic of Mother of Presidents is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 27.823 billion Mother of Presidentsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Mother of Presidentsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,324 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mother of Presidents's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mother of Presidents is ranked 99,659^th in the world and 4^th in Virginia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.91 law-abiding acts per hour.