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From Many, One
Most Subsidized Industry: 341stLargest Retail Industry: 353rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 416th
The Allied States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Nipper
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Mother Love Bone

Population8.127 billion

Currencydollar
Animalhorse

The Allied States of Mother Love Bone is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.127 billion Mother Love Boneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mother Love Bonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,612 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and Leader's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mother Love Bone's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mother Love Bone is ranked 10,234th in the world and 591st in Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 91.01 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 341stLargest Retail Industry: 353rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 416thMost Primitive: 427thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 781stMost Avoided: 1,161stHighest Crime Rates: 1,513thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,210thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,295thFattest Citizens: 2,509thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,849thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,930thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,816thMost Efficient Economies: 4,767thRudest Citizens: 5,200thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,797thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,234thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,858thHighest Average Incomes: 14,989thTop
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Largest Governments: 19,439thMost Secular: 20,046thHighest Economic Output: 21,723rd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Primitive: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 58th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 102nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 142nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 147th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 173rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 213th in the regionRudest Citizens: 286th in the regionLargest Black Market: 288th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 517th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 553rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 591st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 838th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 1,212th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,259th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,365th in the regionMost Secular: 1,438th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,441st in the regionNudest: 1,664th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mother Love Bone, Leader's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Love Bone, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Love Bone, unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Love Bone, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Love Bone, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Mother Love Bone was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Love Bone, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Love Bone, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Love Bone, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Love Bone, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.

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