The United Republican Federation of Mortionia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sara Kinali with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.312 billion Mortionians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morbinville. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mortionian economy, worth 937 trillion Mortionian lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,430 Mortionian lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and army rations are served on silver platters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mortionia's national animal is the Morbius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mortionia is ranked 242,803^rd in the world and 4,586^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 402.23 milliStalins.