The Constitutional monarchy of Morractia Lern is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Jacob romus I with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 902 million Morractia Lernians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyoto. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morractia Lernian economy, worth 98.7 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,403 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, Morractia Lernians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and Morractia Lernian politicians are often described as having more style than substance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morractia Lern's national animal is the Royal morractia lern Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Morractia Lern is ranked 21,343^rd in the world and 6^th in THE W0RLD for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.