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Justice, Honour, Truth, and Virtue
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,243rdSafest: 2,161st
The Meritocracy of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Moronist Decisions

Population22.571 billion

CapitalCanberra
Leaderthe Lion

CurrencyPowerpoint
Animale coli

The Meritocracy of Moronist Decisions is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Lion with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 22.571 billion Moronist Decisionsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Moronist Decisionsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,087 trillion Powerpoints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,479 Powerpoints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Moronist Decisionsian lands, and Max Barry finally has time for writing books after NationStates was recently outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moronist Decisions's national animal is the e coli, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moronist Decisions is ranked 175,206th in the world and 3,197th in Osiris for Most Influential, scoring 42 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,243rdSafest: 2,161stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,763rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,863rdMost Secular: 5,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,103rdLargest Populations: 7,352ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,668thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,737thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,870thHighest Economic Output: 9,187thMost Pacifist: 10,125thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,052ndLargest Governments: 12,900thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,856thSmartest Citizens: 16,186thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,518thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,181stBest Weather: 23,517thHealthiest Citizens: 25,364thMost Developed: 26,710th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionTop
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Safest: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 175th in the regionLargest Populations: 177th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 228th in the regionMost Secular: 271st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 365th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 399th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 407th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 415th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 464th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 523rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 532nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 575th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 666th in the region

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