The Republic of Mordvinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avvakum Ovechkin with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.102 billion Mordvins are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atemar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.2%.

The very strong Mordvin economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,101 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 137,776 per year while the poor average 11,443, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, Mordvinia has designated Atemar as its capital city, Avvakum Ovechkin has just been declared ruler of Mordvinia in an international press conference, and Mastorava has been named as Mordvinia's national religion. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Mordvinia's national animal is the marten and its national religion is Mastorava.

Mordvinia is ranked 99,832^nd in the world and 9^th in Terranova for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 975.98 on the Societal Mobility Rating.