Population | 15.75 billion |
Capital | Thunder Bay |
Leader | Queen Elizabeth II |
Currency | Franc |
Animal | Elk |
The Commonwealth of Montmorencia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Elizabeth II with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.75 billion Montmorencians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunder Bay. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Montmorencian economy, worth a remarkable 5,011 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,213 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Protestors are soaking piles of Francs in blood to make a point about government incomes, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Montmorencia's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Montmorencia is ranked 181,461st in the world and 24th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -6 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Montmorencia changed its national leader to "Queen Elizabeth II".
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Montmorencia, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
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Montmorencia, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
- : Following new legislation in
Montmorencia, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
- : Following new legislation in
Montmorencia, protestors are soaking piles of Francs in blood to make a point about government incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Montmorencia, Queen Elizabeth II's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
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Montmorencia, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
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Montmorencia, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
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Montmorencia altered its national flag.
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Montmorencia, citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz.