We Shall Stay Sane During the Worse! Prime Minister John Perkins
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,471stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,883rd
The Parliamentary Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
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Population1.148 billion

CapitalUktqz Ana
LeaderPrime Minister John Perkins
FaithMontianitie Loafism

CurrencyMontianitie Dollar
AnimalMontianitie Hawk

The Parliamentary Monarchy of Montanity is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister John Perkins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.148 billion Montis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uktqz Ana. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Montianitie economy, worth 123 trillion Montianitie Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 107,475 Montianitie Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

It's hunting season on loan sharks, state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Montanity's national animal is the Montianitie Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Montianitie Loafism.

Montanity is ranked 24,594th in the world and 25th in First World Order for Largest Governments, scoring 23.98 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,471stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,883rdTop
Most Developed: 13,067thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,538thBest Weather: 15,565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,698thMost Inclusive: 15,803rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,983rdMost Pacifist: 16,390thMost Influential: 17,141stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,351stNicest Citizens: 17,589thHealthiest Citizens: 17,861stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,314thMost Efficient Economies: 18,885thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,957thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,972ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,044thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,190th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionNudest: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the region

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