The Republic of Mons Graupius is a massive, genial nation, notable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.19 billion Scots hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dùn Èideann. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Scottish economy, worth 59.9 trillion Merks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 50,366 Merks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has been criticized for giving away Mons Graupius's territory to anyone who claims it, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, Leader has just been declared ruler of Mons Graupius in an international press conference, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime is totally unknown. Mons Graupius's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mons Graupius is ranked 186,236^th in the world and 768^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 8.79 Obesity Rate.