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PASSWORD

Secrecy is Security and Security is Victory President Mark Lechin
Most Secular: 2,914th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5,661st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,236th
The Allied States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Monkaslavia

Population1.515 billion

CapitalSolarus
LeaderPresident Mark Lechin
FaithSecularism

CurrencyMonka
AnimalRhino

The Allied States of Monkaslavia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Mark Lechin with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.515 billion Monkaslavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solarus. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Monkaslavian economy, worth 238 trillion Monkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,224 Monkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Monkaslavia, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Monkaslavians any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkaslavia's national animal is the Rhino, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Secularism.

Monkaslavia is ranked 13,559th in the world and 31st in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,055.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Secular: 2,914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,661stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,236thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,399thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,449thMost Influential: 7,203rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,338thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,188thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,591stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,820thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,655thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,829thHighest Average Incomes: 11,113thMost Efficient Economies: 11,368thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,581stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,236thMost Developed: 15,294thSmartest Citizens: 15,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,141stRudest Citizens: 16,412th
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Monkaslavia, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Monkaslavians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Monkaslavia, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Monkaslavia, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Monkaslavia.
  • : Monkaslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Monkaslavia, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Monkaslavia, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
  • : Following new legislation in Monkaslavia, tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation.
  • : Following new legislation in Monkaslavia, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Monkaslavia was endorsed by The Republic of Prodstrazka.
  • : Following new legislation in Monkaslavia, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.

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