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Socialismo e Barbarie
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,304thMost Pacifist: 3,443rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,712th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Molisestan

Population989 million

CapitalMorrone del Sannio
LeaderFrancesco Mastandrea

CurrencyStatal
AnimalCapibara

The People's Republic of Molisestan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Francesco Mastandrea with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 989 million Molisani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morrone del Sannio. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Molisano economy, worth 82.9 trillion Statals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 83,851 Statals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Molisestan, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molisestan's national animal is the Capibara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Molisestan is ranked 12,668th in the world and 222nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,350.68 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,304thMost Pacifist: 3,443rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,712thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,958thNicest Citizens: 5,487thSafest: 6,307thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,216thHealthiest Citizens: 7,368thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,017thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,198thMost Inclusive: 8,462ndBest Weather: 8,698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,032ndMost Secular: 9,174thLowest Crime Rates: 9,255thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,163rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,379thHighest Food Quality: 10,792ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,305thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,668thLargest Governments: 13,497thTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,841stSmartest Citizens: 15,588thMost Cultured: 17,434thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,495thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,314th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 81st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 135th in the regionSafest: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 138th in the regionNicest Citizens: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 161st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 171st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 180th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 187th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Molisestan, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Molisestan, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Molisestan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Molisestan, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Molisestan.
  • : Following new legislation in Molisestan, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Molisestan, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Molisestan, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Molisestan, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Molisestan, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Molisestan, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.

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