The People's Republic of Molisestan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Francesco Mastandrea with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 989 million Molisani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morrone del Sannio. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Molisano economy, worth 82.9 trillion Statals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 83,851 Statals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Molisestan, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molisestan's national animal is the Capibara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Molisestan is ranked 12,668^th in the world and 222^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,350.68 pounds of wildlife per square mile.