Population | 7.527 billion |
Currency | denier |
Animal | porpoise |
The Republic of Molies55 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.527 billion Molies55ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Molies55ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,589 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies55's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Molies55 is ranked 184,354th in the world and 9,756th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 724.66 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Molies55, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.
- : Following new legislation in Molies55, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
- : Following new legislation in Molies55, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
- : Following new legislation in Molies55, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in Molies55, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry.
- : Following new legislation in Molies55, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Molies55, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
- : Following new legislation in Molies55, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
- : Molies55 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Molies55, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.