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No Prey, No Pay Decimvs Barbarossa
Highest Crime Rates: 388thMost Armed: 602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 901st
The Pirate League of
Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Mocanaqua

Population35.847 billion

CapitalHades
LeaderDecimvs Barbarossa
FaithMilitant Hedonism

CurrencyDoubloon
AnimalTardigrade

The Pirate League of Mocanaqua is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Decimvs Barbarossa with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.847 billion Mocanaquans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mocanaquan economy, worth a remarkable 6,691 trillion Doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 186,670 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Decimvs Barbarossa's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Hades generates millions of views, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Mocanaqua. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mocanaqua's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Militant Hedonism.

Mocanaqua is ranked 38,462nd in the world and 43rd in Texas for Most Stationary, with 1,182.79175690168 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 388thMost Armed: 602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 901stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,041stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,149thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,258thHighest Economic Output: 1,964thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,044thMost Cultured: 2,177thLargest Populations: 2,348thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,751stTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3,335thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,730thMost Avoided: 5,204thSmartest Citizens: 5,419thRudest Citizens: 5,843rdHighest Food Quality: 6,102ndMost Influential: 6,107thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,934thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,397thLargest Black Market: 7,984thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,082ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,256thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,371stHighest Average Incomes: 12,361stMost Efficient Economies: 13,600thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,791stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 23,194thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,786th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Mocanaqua.
  • : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
  • : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, Decimvs Barbarossa's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Hades generates millions of views.
  • : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, Decimvs Barbarossa has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
  • : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.

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