Population | 35.847 billion |
Capital | Hades |
Leader | Decimvs Barbarossa |
Faith | Militant Hedonism |
Currency | Doubloon |
Animal | Tardigrade |
The Pirate League of Mocanaqua is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Decimvs Barbarossa with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.847 billion Mocanaquans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mocanaquan economy, worth a remarkable 6,691 trillion Doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 186,670 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Decimvs Barbarossa's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Hades generates millions of views, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Mocanaqua. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mocanaqua's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Militant Hedonism.
Mocanaqua is ranked 38,462nd in the world and 43rd in Texas for Most Stationary, with 1,182.79175690168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Mocanaqua.
- : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
- : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, Decimvs Barbarossa's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Hades generates millions of views.
- : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
- : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
- : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, Decimvs Barbarossa has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
- : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » NewTexas, Indian Empire, United Kodiaks, and Studly Penguins.