The Socialist Union of Moblokia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Martijnius the Amazing with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.448 billion Moblokians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moblokia City. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The thriving Moblokian economy, worth 129 trillion Mobloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,149 Mobloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moblokia's national animal is the housecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Moblokia is ranked 232,562^nd in the world and 11,367^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 289.74 pounds of wildlife per square mile.