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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,051stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,043rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,931st
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Population193 million

CurrencyMoailandian Dollar
AnimalMoko uru-uru kau

The Republic of Moailandia is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 193 million Moailandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Moailandian economy, worth 13.7 trillion Moailandian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 71,182 Moailandian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moailandia's national animal is the Moko uru-uru kau, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Moailandia is ranked 127,746th in the world and 354th in United Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 708.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,051stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,043rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,931stTop
Safest: 20,266thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,893rdMost Authoritarian: 24,031stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,627th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionMost Conservative: 66th in the region

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