The Glorious Empire of Moaab is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Emperor Ghaith with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.622 billion Moabites are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dibon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The powerhouse Moabite economy, worth 170 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,232 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 407,726 per year while the poor average 18,615, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Moaab's hospitals, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moaab's national animal is the Moabite Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moaab is ranked 135,061^st in the world and 187^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 661.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.