The Senate of MLGDogland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 5.234 billion MLGDoglandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogville. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming MLGDoglandian economy, worth 564 trillion Pakt Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,781 Pakt Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : MLGDogland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : MLGDogland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : MLGDogland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Unsere ostdeutschland dismissed MLGDogland as The Senate of Warschauer pakt.
- : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : MLGDogland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.