Population | 12.938 billion |
Capital | Dogville |
Leader | Gonk Droid |
Faith | Dogeism |
Currency | Emerald |
Animal | Dog |
The Senate of MLGDogland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.938 billion MLGDoglandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogville. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient MLGDoglandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 133,429 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, a flying elephant and Gonk Droid share the same nickname, communists in MLGDogland note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others, and hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Gonk Droid a filthy revisionist traitor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeism.
MLGDogland is ranked 26,172nd in the world and 8th in The Dogeland Alliance for Most Stationary, with 1,441.4265774864 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Gonk Droid a filthy revisionist traitor.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, communists in MLGDogland note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, a flying elephant and Gonk Droid share the same nickname.
- : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, MLGDoglandian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.