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Most Armed: 6,555thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,195thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,143rd
The Senate of
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Population5.252 billion

LeaderGonk Droid


The Senate of MLGCanineland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.252 billion MLGCaninelandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canineville. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The MLGCaninelandian economy, worth 298 trillion CanineCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,797 CanineCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGCanineland's national animal is the Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dogeism.

MLGCanineland is ranked 172,675th in the world and 14th in The Dogeland Alliance for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 8.78 on the Hayek Index.

Most Armed: 6,555thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,195thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,143rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,053rdMost Stationary: 20,994th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

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