The Best American Girl of Mitski is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mitski with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.994 billion Mitskibidis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brand New City. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Mitskian economy, worth 344 trillion Dreams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,362 Dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The blind lead the blind in social welfare, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitski's national animal is the Losing Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mitski is ranked 137,860th in the world and 8th in Mitski for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 38.33 Effective Tax Rate.
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Mitski was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
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Mitski was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Most Inclusive.
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Mitski, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor.
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Mitski was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
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Mitski, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
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Mitski, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
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Mitski, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
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Mitski, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
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Mitski was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
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Mitski, polite commuters on the Brand New City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.