The Confederacy of Mitoporation is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.764 billion Mitoporationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 13.3%.

The very strong Mitoporationian economy, worth 178 trillion Confederacy Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,572 Confederacy Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitoporation's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mitoporation is ranked 110,352^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Conservative Left Alliance for Highest Average Incomes, with 64,572.62 Standard Monetary Units.