The Johnny Silverland of Mitea Carin is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 871 million moxes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night City. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mitea Carinian economy, worth 69.6 trillion eurodollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,889 eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitea Carin's national animal is the maelstromer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mitea Carin is ranked 23,592^nd in the world and 1,187^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 56 quips per hour.