Population | 15.596 billion |
Capital | Anko |
Leader | Marika Oniki |
Faith | Marikanism |
Currency | Blood Of The Innocent |
Animal | Ninja |
The Immortal Empire of Mitarashi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marika Oniki with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.596 billion Mitarashians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anko. The average income tax rate is 7.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mitarashian economy, worth a remarkable 3,254 trillion Blood Of The Innocents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,667 Blood Of The Innocents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster, and Marika Oniki's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mitarashi's national animal is the Ninja, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Marikanism.
Mitarashi is ranked 29,633rd in the world and 47th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 1,365.55418160032 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mitarashi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Mitarashi, Marika Oniki's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in Mitarashi, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Mitarashi, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
- : Following new legislation in Mitarashi, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- : Mitarashi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Mitarashi, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
- : Following new legislation in Mitarashi, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Mitarashi, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Mitarashi, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.