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Most Scientifically Advanced: 550thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 577thMost Secular: 694th
The Communist Federation of
Democratic Socialists
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Population8.477 billion

LeaderLevim Adlov
Faithstate atheism


The Communist Federation of Misthas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Levim Adlov with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.477 billion Mistasis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasvalin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Misthasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,407 trillion Einteils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 283,992 Einteils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, Levim Adlov's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misthas's national animal is the Ikha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Misthas is ranked 80,085th in the world and 3,976th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,915.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 550thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 577thMost Secular: 694thMost Developed: 803rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 879thLongest Average Lifespans: 885thSafest: 986thLargest Governments: 999thHealthiest Citizens: 1,005thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,019thMost Efficient Economies: 1,098thLowest Crime Rates: 1,112thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,132ndMost Inclusive: 1,310thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,411thSmartest Citizens: 1,413thHighest Food Quality: 1,435thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,746thNicest Citizens: 1,912thBest Weather: 1,966thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,008thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,213thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,433rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,748thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,958thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,982ndMost Cultured: 3,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,026thMost Influential: 3,320thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,400thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,134thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,205thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,622ndMost Patriotic: 4,730thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,865thMost Pacifist: 5,237thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,748thHighest Economic Output: 7,771stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,355thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,595thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,301stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,510thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 16,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,914thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,727thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,353rd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionSafest: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 101st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 106th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionBest Weather: 111th in the regionNicest Citizens: 117th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 122nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Cultured: 151st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 166th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 179th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 202nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 203rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 231st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 231st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 249th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 251st in the regionMost Pacifist: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 365th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 396th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 447th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 501st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 532nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 572nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 594th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 684th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 708th in the regionLargest Populations: 741st in the regionMost Influential: 839th in the regionNudest: 1,113th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Misthas, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Misthas, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Misthas, Levim Adlov's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Misthas, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : Following new legislation in Misthas, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Misthas was endorsed by The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
  • : Following new legislation in Misthas, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Misthas, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Misthas, school history books often refer to Levim Adlov as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Misthas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.


World Assembly

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