The Communist Federation of Misthas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Levim Adlov with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.477 billion Mistasis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasvalin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Misthasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,407 trillion Einteils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 283,992 Einteils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, Levim Adlov's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misthas's national animal is the Ikha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Misthas is ranked 80,085^th in the world and 3,976^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,915.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.