The Communist Federation of Misthas is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Levim Adlov with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.624 billion Mistasis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasvalin. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Misthasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion Einteils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,569 Einteils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Misthasian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and Misthas has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misthas's national animal is the Ikha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is outlawed by the Constitution.

Misthas is ranked 101,748^th in the world and 5,552^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 416.72 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.